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9. BJ
The abbreviation some people use to shorten the name of the popular smoothie place Booster Juice, especially in form of texting. These people probably just want everyone to think they are getting a blowjob, when in fact they are sipping on a smooth fruity beverage. Jokes on you!
PS. Not something to beat your boyfriend for.
Mary: so wat r u up 2?
Bill: txting u!
Mary: wat else?
Bill: having a bj!
Mary: and texting me? thats talent...

Mary later cries herself to sleep because she thought the object of her affection, Bill, was getting a blowjob from another girl. In actuality, Bill was merely sipping on some tasty Booster Juice alone.
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1. BJ
abbreviation of blow job or blowjob. Occurs when a female puts a man's penis into her mouth and sucks on it while tonguing the head. Apparently very popular among young teens, equivalent to kissing.
I don't think I will ever give a BJ... but I heard my best friend did it in the car while her boyfriend was driving.

Nancii gave me the best bj I've ever had.
by Jake Mar 23, 2004 add a video
2. BJ
The friend of Barney the purple dinosaur
"Hey barney"
"Hello BJ, how are you today"
by ye Sep 11, 2003 add a video
3. BJ
1. blow job
2. when a girl makes a guy happy in his pants by sucking on his member
3. the name of some geek who gets horny from rubbing his calculator violently
1. She gave one hella good BJ last night.
2. Gimme a BJ.
3. Stop buying BJ calculators. He keeps staining his pants.
by dave Feb 14, 2004 add a video
4. BJ
another way of saying blow job
i could be giving a bj to some guy right now
by wend Aug 11, 2003 add a video
5. BJ
when a man is too lazy to put forth any effort, so he makes his bitch do all the work.
long day. come here, woman. *gets bj*
by johnnyb Jan 1, 2004 add a video
6. bj
beef jerky. Its really yummy.
Kalin, hook me up with the bj.
Gotcha back bro.
7. BJ
This is an abreviation of BLOW JOB, which is when a female puts a mans dick ( or penis ) into her mouth ans sucks on it. This doesnt mean he has to nut ( ejaculation )... just the act of her suckin on his pene (penis)
I dont think I will ever give a BJ... but I heard my old best friend did it in the car while the man was driving.
by ~*Diamond*~ Dec 14, 2003 add a video
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