1: Abbreviated term for Billie Jean. An absolute CLASSSSSICCC TUNE performed by Prince. Probably the best song ever and you're stupid and ignorant if you don't like it.

2:Also used to describe when a woman puts her mouth over a man's rectum and starts licking his ass out until she orgasms.

3:also the name of a popular childrens' character popularlly known as "beej" the ginormous scrotum.
1:"Billie Jean. Is MY LOVER! She is the one who says that I'm not the one...EUH! She licked my balls off with her tongue..DI DI DI DI DI *ridiculously fast violion bitty...aye*"

2:"Hey love, want to give me a BJ? Hoho?"
"Well *shucks* why not. Hehe. Now bend over"
*starts sucking on willy*
"EEEWWWW! What are you doing?! Wrong side!"
"OH silly me. Gads I just put your willy in my mouth.. where is your shit stinkin' rectum?"
"round the back babes"
"oh yeah, hehe"

3:"Hello kids today we're going to learn about the body! *goofy chuckle* This is called penis. These are testicles and this is pubic hair. Now let's move down to the genetalia kids...you've been warned."
by Christostorous IV March 12, 2007
abbreviation of blow job or blowjob. Occurs when a female puts a man's penis into her mouth and sucks on it while tonguing the head. Apparently very popular among young teens, equivalent to kissing.
I don't think I will ever give a BJ... but I heard my best friend did it in the car while her boyfriend was driving.

Nancii gave me the best bj I've ever had.
by Jake March 23, 2004
The friend of Barney the purple dinosaur
"Hey barney"
"Hello BJ, how are you today"
by ye September 11, 2003
1. blow job
2. when a girl makes a guy happy in his pants by sucking on his member
3. the name of some geek who gets horny from rubbing his calculator violently
1. She gave one hella good BJ last night.
2. Gimme a BJ.
3. Stop buying BJ calculators. He keeps staining his pants.
by dave February 14, 2004
another way of saying blow job
i could be giving a bj to some guy right now
by wend August 11, 2003
beef jerky. Its really yummy.
Kalin, hook me up with the bj.
Gotcha back bro.
by Elspeth April 18, 2008
when a man is too lazy to put forth any effort, so he makes his bitch do all the work.
long day. come here, woman. *gets bj*
by johnnyb January 01, 2004
This is an abreviation of BLOW JOB, which is when a female puts a mans dick ( or penis ) into her mouth ans sucks on it. This doesnt mean he has to nut ( ejaculation )... just the act of her suckin on his pene (penis)
I dont think I will ever give a BJ... but I heard my old best friend did it in the car while the man was driving.
by ~*Diamond*~ December 14, 2003

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