B.J.

Blow Job, oral sex

Tom: Dude, I just got the sweetest B.J., she did it like a pro
Jack: Oh really? Who was it, I want some of that B.J. action
Tom: Dude...it was your mom
Jack: ?!

by ihearthead July 30, 2011

B.J.

An extremely douchy guy who intializes his name to this lame attempt to appear cool. These creatures are found usually in small towns in central Texas who frequent meth houses expecting free meth . The worst thing these guys do is make their grandmother say B.J whenever she sees him . Shameful.

Hey is B.J. coming over for Christmas dinner ?
I hope not my children and Grandma Ellie will be here ... I can't bear to hear them say B.J.on our saviors birthday .

by Upyerkilt333 January 12, 2022

B.J

Short term for Blowjob-which is the sucking of a man's penis

Yo, wanna give me a B.J.

by kevin November 1, 2003

b.j.

what your mom gave me last night

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by axjbalsjfhboqlidfuhb December 3, 2019

B.J

stands for Begeejuz, basically a bedazzled Jesus.

Person one: What does B.J mean?
Person two: Sound it out
Person one: Oh, I know. It means Begeejuz, doesn't it?
Person two: Okay...

by ZBAVA May 13, 2009

B.J

pimp juice. with a big penis

man that B.J. is pimpin

by joe June 5, 2003

B.J. Houshmandzadeh

While receiving oral sex, a girl must pronounce "Houshmandzadeh" with your penis in her mouth.

"My girlfriend scored some extra points last Sunday when she successfully performed the B.J. Houshmandzadeh."

by Cincinnati Spillcat September 19, 2009