|1.||BJ for the DJ|
Simply the greatest marketing idea of all time. When a resident barfly skankopotamus wants to hear her favorite song played on the dance floor, the DJ tells her to get in the DJ booth and give his manjunk a mouthhug, and that will help move her song to the top of his playlist. Invented by a Shawano DJ back in '94.
Skank: Dammit, I want to hear my song.
DJ: Then get in here and give me a 'BJ for the DJ'.
Skank: No problem. UR awesome!
DJ: Yeah, I already know that