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one big s.o.b.
He's nice to his friends but don't piss him off.
Don't #$%@ with BIG JOHN...
by crizzle September 02, 2004
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A man's penis(a rather large one in particular).

(Antonym: slim jim)
Hey girl, wanna come here and suck my Big John?
by Mark H February 23, 2004
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A hefty mofo with ginormous biceps that gets pud from all the ladies.
That guy is such a Big John, he got ass from ever girl in Texas last night.
by Pipi Longstockings April 30, 2008
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Sen. John F. Kerry, American presidential candidate in 2004. Contrasted with his running-mate Sen. John Edwards Little John. (Kerry is taller than Edwards, and was running for the more important position.)
Did you get to see Big John and Theresa at the rally?
by Nenya Gabriel February 13, 2005
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A name for a rather large, hefty girl, most people consider a tom boy. Also others think she is lesbian, and most friends are guys that think she is "one of them." She also has very manly-ish features and most often doesn't enjoy what most girls do. Most people are afraid of her.
"Hey there's Big John."

"I sure wouldn't wanna get into it with her."
by ThatEmo April 24, 2010
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big john aka the fuck god . this man will fuck just about anything living he is the living breathing sex toy he consits of putting his jon dom on and spuffing in it then making you bite his pincher off whilst screamy spuff in my ars
i want to be a big john
by mr burr April 19, 2017
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Someone who constantly one ups you, no matter how ridiculous the statement.
"My grandfather has an incredible hat collection. He has 742 hats!"

"That's nothing. I have *743* hats!"

"You're just Big Johnning me."

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"I used to do ballet when I was little."

(A 400 pound morbidly obese person) "I starred in Swan Lake!"

"Yeah, OK Big John."
by Wolfy6688 April 04, 2016
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