bif
Butt in Front. Unsightly mound of flesh between the belly and the pussy. In extreme cases, the pile of blubber may actually develop a crease between the belly button and the vagina, giving the illusion of a butt in front.
Damn, that girl Shea's bif is making me hot!! I love the way the sweat runs down....
by DyinRyan October 23, 2007

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bif
Short for bifta, joint/spliff/reefer
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BIF
Short for borderline intellectual functioning. 1. a bif is not a "downie" but then again not smart either. 2. below average intelligence. 3. George W Bush. 4. politicians in gerneral. Often refers to individuals that wear tacky metal alloys in thier teeth.
Jay-Z just spent $100,000 dollors on a new grill yesterday, fucking BIF is wasting his money!
by nathan haley January 21, 2007

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BIF
Brilliant Idea Fairy; the imbecile who doesn't help a situation and can actually make things worse. He or she will suggest ideas that are impractical, implausable or impossible. Most often found where senior management hasn't a clue and no experience and is directing operations.
BIF is very similar to the owner of a MBA with no practical work experience in the job you are performing who is attempting to make your job more productive.
by Crazy Q January 30, 2013

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bif
B.I.F is a graffiti crew in Sweden, known from the hiphop group "Looptroop", which apparently has members in it.
"You think I wrote B.I.F on Mac D without a reason" -Cos.m.i.c/Looptroop/Long arm of the Law

"Cosmic stayed home but BIF crew stay tight" -Looptroop/Ambush in the night

"but the story you tell do the letters i spell
s.h.i.t with the b.i.f c.r.e.w
love graffiti til death" -Looptroop/Illegal Commercials
by sir her November 21, 2006

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BIF
Short for Butt In Front. Similar to a gunt. Can be used for male or female
She had such a big BIF, I was able to fuck it. I love that.
by Copie Boy December 03, 2002

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acronym for Bi Female
I'm a bif looking for a guy or a girl :)
by Dan June 17, 2006

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