Beer makes ugly women pretty and loosens pretty womens inhibitions. It warms u when your cold and cools u when your warm. Brings u up when u feel down, and helps u celebrate the good times. every ocassion is made better by beer. want an example. picture yourself eating a pizza, now picture yourself eating a pizza w/ a beer. Picture yourself watching the super bowl, now picture yourself watching the super bowl w/ a beer
the meaning of life, is beer. when you're at a party, or just sitting around with your buddies having a nice juicy 4 pound serloin steak with delicious bbq sauce, nothings better than having a beer. As a certified underage drinker, I enjoy the cool refreshing drop of beer on my tongue. Have a beer, have a wonderful time.
weeee i love beer. beer is really good. SUPERCALAFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS ? f- that shit, BEER.
The world's oldest alcoholic beverage (approximately 11,000 years old). Made from fermentation of sugars derived from malted grains. It gives one the false impression that they have the ability to do anything.
Last night, after drinking 11 beers, I vandalized an elementary school, shit on my ex-girlfriend's front porch, and crashed into a cop car.