Quite possibly the greatest thing ever invented.
Wow, Gimme a beer or i will kill you.
Any chemical substance which after it has been taken, causes one to come and edit definitions in urban dictionary.
Hey, I am high on beer, I need to pee first then go to urban dictionary and edit the definition of beer.
The reason I wake up in the morning, and the reason i pass out at night.
STFU and drink some beer!!
Also know as brew
. A liquid more necessary than blood, makes everything more interesting and adds meaning to life.
Another shot, another beer is all that I have planned
Helping ugly people have sex since the 17 century.
John got laid last night because she had too many beers.
A bland, watery alcoholic drink helping ugly people have sex since 1862.
Michael- Dude I can't believe you slept with her! She's such an ugly slut... she's like 400 pounds too!
Chris- I had beer, what do you expect? It happens.
Nelly (at party)- well this party sucks. I'm leaving.
Sally (also at party)- wait I just got 3 6-packs!
Nelly- well hell yeah then I'll stay!
And on the 8th day, God created beer, to keep the Canadians from taking over the world.
Canadian 1: wanna take over the world, eh?
Canadian 2: na, let's just have a beer