1. Any food that can be passed off as Mexican simply by adding a tortilla to which Mexicans are attracted to like a moth to a flame.
2. Taco Bell.
Person 1. Hey dude where are you going for lunch?
Person 2. To Taco Bell!
Person 1. You'd better hold on tight to your bag, Taco Bell is the most powerful BEANER BAIT! " Yo Quiero Taco Bell".