A slang term for testicles and scrotum. More low key than other slang words for said body parts.
Before I sit down on a canoe, I always adjust myself so I don't accidently sit on and crush my bean bag.
by M_Dubz152 June 28, 2023
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An employee or co-worker that is incompetent, lazy and lethargic. Said employee or co-worker arrives late on a regular basis and creates wildly outlandish stories when arriving late. Said stories may include but not limited to the following: Spilling orange juice on one's self when driving, having to go to the bank to get money, frequent car accidents, inclement weather in adjacent cities, selling rare coin collections, and various types of illness. Said employee or co-worker additionally spends the limited time they are at work taking frequent smoke breaks, bullshiting, and eating assortments of junk food.
Tell bean bag to actually get some work done and stop annoying me with his stupid questions!
by Raymond Poison March 29, 2011
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a Mexican person that fits all of the stereotypes of a Beaner
Roberto always talks about how much money he makes, that's why i don't fuck with that Bean bag
by saltyassbeanbag December 18, 2017
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Verb.
When you show up to a location with half or less of the pre-agreed upon price and still try to negotiate the sale. Similar to Jewed without the 6 million in holocaust baggage

Noun.

Racial slur for an incompetent Hispanic. Beaner Bean
The chair cost $200 and this dude showed up and tried to bean bag me with a 100 dollar bill.

Well thats fuggin bean bags for ya.
by DPJO May 6, 2020
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Using testicles to "plank" any random object. The concept was first introduced by Frank Kramer during the Heidi and Frank Show as a funny reaction to all the dick pics that were being released by public figures like Anthony Weiner and Brett Favre.

Also referred to as "ball planking"
Did you see Jerry bean-bagging the photo of Katie's face? It looked like she was licking his balls.
by dakara930 October 13, 2011
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The female equivalent of the 'Wank Bank'.

A mental storage of arousing sights or experiences for future onanistic pursuits.
In Lehmann's terms, what your lass thinks about when she's flicking the bean.
Sophie felt Carl's bulging bicep. She then stored it safely in her Bean Bag
by the diddler June 12, 2015
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