josh: damn that girl is FINE
sahil: i know she must be a BAPS girl
Guy: are you dorming next year at rutgers?
BAPS girl: no im Swaminarayan
Guy: You know where the best place to pick up beautiful chicks?
Guy 2: Where
BAPS girl: amgaah! caldstan asscram as agglass!
Guy: WHAT THE FUCK DID U JUS SAY?!?!?
translation: oh my god cold stone ice cream is eggless!
Guy: so i went to the mall today and...
BAPS Girl: AH MA GAH awesome story do you tell it at parties.