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Anything that sucks, but is still "Better than AIDS". BAIDS is the natural counterpart to WAIDS, which is anything "Worse than AIDS."
Chupa: Did you actually sleep with that bogan?

Loopa: Uh... maybe...

Chupa: You totally just landed yourself a nasty case of BAIDS.
by hoe dee doe December 24, 2011
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Better than AIDS. This applies to almost anything, since AIDS is pretty bad.
Go wash your hands. You probably picked up some BAIDS on the way home.

I broke my ankle last year. It was pretty bad, but at least it was BAIDS.
by Joe McGoat June 02, 2010
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It's Butt AIDS. Try not to catch it, it hurts like fuck.
If you don't leave my sisters alone, Imma gonna give you BAIDS!!!
by Rental December 12, 2006
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Beaver Aids, Usualy contracted from having sex with a beaver or eating one.
Hiker 1: You Shouldnt Eat That.
Hiker 2: STFU. Its My Beaver
Hiker 1: Okayy whatever when you get BAIDS dont come crying to me.
Two years later Hiker 2 died of BAIDS.
by Jaynen June 15, 2007
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The term used when there is nothing to talk about, or to say goodbye. It is also known as eggs. You may use it in place of someones name, or to get someones attention. There is no wrong way to use baid. All ways are correct even the statement baid burger.

For people who dont know who created baid, it has been created and passed along by Ahmad, rabia, 50, and faris daski aka fee.
Others spread the word to others we encourage you to do the same.

HUSSIEN JABER THE BALL CARRIER
Nassar: Baid(in place of rabias name), are you going to the game.

Rabia: I dont know ill see.

Nassar: Stop being bazle( if you dont know what this is look it up.)

Rabia: Baid ( in place of bye.)

Nassar: Baid
by Ahmad Nassar October 25, 2007
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To cleanse and releave yourself of all dirt and soils. to do this, you must first enter the shower and presoak with hot water followd by vigorous lathering of SOAP! floowed by a rinse then repeated as desired to insure freshness.
Durel Baids every day.
by Durel Glashen September 21, 2007
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the kind of aids that you get through a blood transfusion.

it is similar to Gaids and Naids but not as bad.
After Jonny had that blood transfusion years ago he contracted baids, they had not screened to blood properly, how unfortunate
by Jasmin Gartner May 16, 2005
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