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Beat Up Guts Syndrome. The clinical diagnosis for vaginal or rectal trauma caused by the repetitive thrusting of a large penis or dildo. Symptoms include cramping, diarrhea, ataxia, cervical pain, nausea, difficulty breathing, anal leakage, orgasm, vomiting, constipation, vertigo, vaginal wall tearing. Treatment usually entails a week's rest and a refusal to have sex with the offending partner again.
I'm not letting you fuck me in the ass with that horse dick of yours!

Why not?

That thing will give me the B.U.G.S. and I wont be able to walk straight till next Tuesday.

by Lonely Roamer January 08, 2009