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e.m.p.t.i.c.i.y.m.a.b.m.p.u.u.i.c.o.y.d. 

Eat My Pussy Till I Cum In Your Mouth And Beat My Pussy Up Until I Cum On Your Dick
Her: daddy
Him: yes?
Her: E.M.P.T.I.C.I.Y.M.A.B.M.P.U.U.I.C.O.Y.D.
Him: bet, i’m on my way

B.S.P.T. 

Blunt penetrating submersive trauma. Another way to define a female who just had sex and is completely exhausted.
I feel like I'm suffering from B.S.P.T.! I'm completely drained and wiped out from the really long nookie session I just had.
B.S.P.T. by S.J. Friedman October 11, 2005

B.Y.P.U.T.Y.C.O.M.D 

Beat your pussy up till you come on my dick
I will disrespectfully b.y.p.u.t.y.c.o.m.d

P.T.B.U. ratio 

abbreviation for "Potential to Blow Up ratio", which is a scale ranging from 1 (low) to 10 (high), that rates the chances a currently hot girl will someday gain weight and become overly chubby and unattractive.

Key note: One night hookups are exempt from the P.T.B.U ratio as the girl being rated is usually hot, and even though she is likely to blow up in the future, the aforementioned potential blow up will not effect her current hotness.
Tom: "Check out that chick over there... she is smoking hot."

Brent: "Dude, look her thick upper arms and those kankles, she's got a high P.T.B.U. ratio.

Tom: "Man, who says I'm proposing? Bang it tonight, leave it tomorrow.
P.T.B.U. ratio by Jack Metzler April 3, 2008
Puro Tango Blast. (Pure city blast) not reppin a gang but your city. your area code. the different cities may have their own mascots and names as well. Califas for california, Foros and Foritos for Fort Worth, TX. reppin that Pitbull!
"we dont set trip we puttin it down for the 817. foros P.T.B.!"
p.t.b. by j.m.m. 783465 February 28, 2008

P.T.B.U. ratio 

abbreviation for "Potential to Blow Up ratio", which is a scale ranging from 1 (low) to 10 (high), that rates the chances a currently hot girl will someday gain weight and become overly chubby and unattractive.

Key note: One night hookups are exempt from the P.T.B.U ratio as the girl being rated is usually hot, and even though she is likely to blow up in the future, the aforementioned potential blow up will not effect her current hotness.
Tom: "Check out that chick over there... she is smoking hot."

Brent: "Dude, look her thick upper arms and those kankles, she's got a high P.T.B.U. ratio.

Tom: "Man, who says I'm proposing? Bang it tonight, leave it tomorrow.
P.T.B.U. ratio by Jack Metzler April 2, 2008