The greatest things in the world that just so happen to have females attatched to them.
"Dude, those amazing boobs have a girl growing on them!!!"
( .Y. )=normal boobs
( . Y . )=big boobs
( .y. )=retarded boobs
( . | . )=flat boobs
My girlfriend has( . Y . )boobs.
weapons of mass distraction
i couldnt concentrate in class because her boobs distracted me
The large thing on girls chest that make men so horny!!!
Peter: Why do girls have boobs?
Friend #1: I don't know
Peter: So you have something to look at when your talking to them.
Friend #2: It's true
The reason I don't just kill myself right now.
Well, I could end it all...but tomorrow Cindy might let me touch her boobs. Yep...gonna stick around and see how this plays out.
Things that guys suck and play with while having hot sex with a girl
He rubbed her boobs as he pounded her into a hard rythm
The greatest thing that has happened to mankind. Makes men horny; Things to look at when you are talking to a girl.
Dude!!! Look at the size of those boobs! *gets a boner*