"Bitch on my Back"
said by a male:1. A girlfriends best friend who prevents any chance of flirting, intimate moments, or ass getting.
said by a female:2. a Twat swatter.
Zach: "so CJ did you get any from Brooke last night?"
CJ:"hell no that Bitch Kenzie preventing me from even gettin close to brooke."
Zach:" ah man what a fuckin B.O.M.B."
Acronym: Beat Off Memory Bank
A list of people(etc.) to be called upon in times of need when other aides are not accessible at that time, or just because of personal preference.
B.O.M.B.s tend to vary in length depending upon the person. Written records are usually uncommon as the safest and least vulnerable containment of B.O.M.B.s are in the recesses of the brain.
Joe: Man, that girl Ashley is really hot...
Jon: Yeah, she's in my B.O.M.B.
Joe: Watch some mad porn last night?
Jon: Nah man, just used my B.O.M.B.