Biggest Of All Time in referring to a shit. Poop that looks not only inhumanly possible, but also makes you want to show everyone in the house. Nautical references also apply, as it looks like you just shit a yacht.
Me: "omg Mom, come look at this poop!"
Mom: "son you just shit a B.O.A.T."
"That shit was literally the biggest of all time"
the object that andy samberg is on.
"I'm on a boat (and) its going fast (and) i've got an nautical themed, pashmina afghan"
a automobile of great size
That car is a fuckin boat.
1. An extremely flexible word with a plethora of possible usages, similar to shit
2. Something to be amazed by... usually of poor quality, but in some circumstances may be quite excellent.
3. A name/title/nickname
4. An exclamation blurted randomly, along the same lines as Sabu
5. The reply to any question ever answered.
"Lookit d'ammouna boats...holy crap...holy shit....z'allll boats"
"Dat is coolage"
"all doze lites are boats"
As a negative:
"What a POS
.. that shit is boats!"
! What a Fucked up fuckup monkey fuck
As a positive:
"My new car rocks man, it is totally boats!"
"Thank you a meal for the boat!!"
"I like Dat!"
As a nickname:
"Hey Boats, you comin' or what?"
"What up there Boats?"
another name for a full house in poker.
"Ace high flush! Pay up, bitch!"
"Not so fast, motherfucker! I've got the boat."
(UK)face - Cockney Slang, "Boat Race = Face"
That girl is a goddamn fatso, but she has a lovely boat. I'd do her.
N. A hole in the water, surrounded by wood, into which money is poured.
Hey Dumbshit AKA Andrew, do you wanna take the boat out this weekend?