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She crept up behind me and scared the B'jesus out of me.
by black flag May 31, 2004
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A term used when the shit gets literally scared out of you, basically put it is jesus with a "b".
You scared the bjesus out of me!
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More than good God and Jeus Christ, this is a crazy amount of shock. Often accompnied by stammering and lack of actual human communication.
B'jesus, 3 nipples maybe but five?? That just takes the piss!
by Cowgirl October 29, 2004
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