Vladimir: Ay, for the motherland!!!!
Alexei: Were in Azerbaijan, not Russia you cock sucker.
Vladimir: Ay, For... Azerbaijan then.. wherever the fuck that is..
Alexei: Lets engage in that wagjob over there comrade!
Vladimir: Ay, in the name of bread! Sesame seed baked loaves! This Azerbaijanian Snowfight is getting rough comrade!
Alexei: Shitdood, we're out of snow! Cum on that patch of shrub there comrade, maybe it will freeze and we can use it as ammo!
Vladimir: Ay comrade! I cant get an erection with all these gypsies around!
Alexei: Then i guess we'll just have to get our ribs removed so we can suck our own dicks, comrade...
Vladimir: You read my mind.