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When a man doesn't have the time to shower before a date, so he sprays Axe down his pants so she'll have a cheap snack for later. That is, if she is one of the 5 women on the planet who enjoy the smell of Axe.
Everything was going well, until he pulled down his pants and had total Axe dick.
by JiggaJessica August 28, 2013

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when you get a big wood and nothingcan calm herdown besides someone taking a axe to it and slicing her off ...
holy fuck , i had the worst axe dick the other night when the 12 year old girl would not give in, it was like being at a black man convention..damn
by jesse000000000000000 July 24, 2008

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