No, Axe does not make you smell good.
You can spray yourself down with it, yes, but that's probably only going to last about 5 minutes.
If you actually think what happens in the commercials is going to happen to you after you put on the product, you really need to go play in traffic.
13 year old boy's mom: Alright, alright. I'll get it for you.
- 13 year old boy rushes home and sprays himself down with it the next day before school -
Girl at the 13 year old boy's school: Wow. What the fuck. Did you take a fucking beaner bath this morning or what? You fucking smell like shit...go back to the swap meet where you belong.
Many guys (and women) were hypnotized, by the excellent use of advertising, to believe that they are using it because it smells good. When in reality the real product is a spray bottle marked, "Axe" that is tied to many marketing gimmicks.
"Get me some of that!"
"I want some!"
A: "I love a man who wears Axe."
B: "Have you ever smelled it?"
A: "Well, no..."
2- Ebonics mutation of the english word ASK. Used by ghetto delinquents who have no sense of english diction, and are too apathetic to correct themselves.
2- "I need to axe you a question."