Top Definition
Somebody who wears lethal amounts of bad cologne.
I was coming out of the locker room and got attacked by an Axe Murderer.
by moobies May 02, 2007
A vagina is pounded so hard it becomes numb or dead.. murdered axe wound.. hence axe murderer
Girl: I can't feel my vagina anymore

Ron Weasely: thats why they call me an axe murderer :)

Girl: will i ever walk again?

Ron Weasely: No. (make me a sandwich)
by OlPol March 07, 2011
1. One who slays others with handheld bladed weaponry.
2. One who uses far more spray on deodorant than necessary, resulting in a foul odor.
3. One whose slang or speech impediment causes them to say "axe" instead of "ask".
1. That axe murderer finally got put in jail, evil bastard.
2. Phew! You stank like a goddamn axe murderer.
3. Axe Murderer: "Yo homie, let me 'axe' you sumtin'"

Victim: "Shouldn't you be in school?"
by FL910 August 16, 2009
1) a murderer with an axe as weapon of choice.
2) my mother in-law.
Hey bro can you hold onto my stash for a while, the axe murderer is commin over later to bust my balls about my worthless piece of shit life again.
by terminator-tim April 10, 2006
and axe murderer is somebody who murders people with an axe
john: yo that guy just killed his bitch with an axe
jacob: yea he's a axe murderer
john: isn't he a juggalo?
jacob: same shit...
by bongwater705 December 09, 2007
n. a really good guitar player. See axe.
Carlos Santana isn't just an axe man, he's an axe murderer!
by fizzle December 19, 2005
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