A comment made by a third party in response to someone saying something inappropriate or embarrasing themselves in some way, thus causing an awkward silence for several seconds.
Saying "awkard" is often a remark deliberately aimed at stating the obvious to make the situation just that little bit more cringe-worthy.
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John: Hey, dumbass can't you read the sign? No dogs allowed!
Paul: er...(awkard silence) sorry sir he's new here.
Paul: (whispering) dude the guy is blind and that's his guide dog!
3rd Party: awkward
passing a homeless person on your way to a coin star
the most awkward thing that could happen is passing a homeless person carrying a jar full of change.
a word used by prude or unattractive girls in situation in which they feel weirded out by the presence of a confident young guy trying to make conversation
Yeaa so this guy asked me for my number at the beach yesterday and it was like so awkward
having your flat mate walk in on you while you are making out with yourself in the mirror, moaning, and saying in a deep, sexy, voice: "oh, baby".
the true meaning of awkward.
1. Ungraceful; ungainly.
2. Clumsily or unskillfully performed.
3. Marked by or causing embarrassment or discomfort.
As Josh awkwardly walked to the bathroom he tripped over a book and two different TV cables, then stepped on a bag of chips and someone's hand. In the bathroom he tripped over the edge of a tile, fell headfirst into the toilet, and drowned.
A common word overused by kids in junior high, almost in the same group with "LOL" and "random!". Used to try and impress your preteen friends after or during a long pause between conversations. Also used by idiots whenever there is a pause in speech. Sometimes accompanied by a hand motion resembling a turtle or a turkey.
Teen 1: ...and that's what I did last Saturday!
Teens 2, 3, and 4: ...okay...
Teen 5: ..aaaaawkwardddd...
Remember kids, lack of conversation isn't awkward until you actually say it is.
When two pedophiles meet up after chatting as 15 year olds online.
...ohh...well this is awkward....
Interjection used in a situation that is slightly uncomfortable, often accompanied by a gesture where the lower arm is thrust out parallel to the ground with the hand open and fingers together with thumb on top.
(long pause) ...awkward...