Top Definition
A boner at an awkward time.
"I hate the zoo."
"It's not so bad. Look, the lions are humping."
"I know, I've already got an awkbone."
"So that's why those girls are staring at you."
"Damn, stand in front of me."
"Sorry, bro, no can do."
by Dictotater August 23, 2012

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