The Awesomism Creed:
I promise to...
be so awesome that nothing can disturb my peace of mind.
talk of the awesomeness of the world to every person I meet.
make all my friends feel that they are awesome in every way.
look at the sunny side of everything and make awesomeness come true.
think only of awesomeness, to work only for awesomeness, and to expect only the awesomest.
be just as enthusiastic about others awesomeness as I am about my own awesomeness.
forget the times that were less than awesome and press on to future achievements in awesomeness.
wear an awesome countenance at all times and give every living creature you meet a smile.
give so much time to the improvement of my awesomeness that I have no time to criticize.
be too awesome for worry, anger, fear, and too happy to permit the presence of trouble.