The greatest joke in the world concocted by the greatest roommate in the world, in the greatest room in the world, at the greatest school in the world, in the greatest city in the world, in the greatest state in the world, in the greatest country in the world, on the greatest planet in the world, in the greatest universe in the world, posted on the greatest computer ever, under better than ideal conditions
The joke "Why did the chicken cross the road? To titty fuck" is the definition of awesome.
An overused adjective intended to denote something as "cool" or "great" but instead winds up meaning "lame." This is actually a reflection of the lameness of person using the word, the degree of which is directly proportionate to difference between the user's perspective of the so-called awesome object / person / situation and that of a reasonably sober, well-informed observer.
"Bono is awesome."
"This pizza is awesome" (when the pizza in question comes from a food court at the airport)