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The weight grouping choice favored by fat girls at online dating sites. If she chooses "a few extra pounds", bring a harpoon and/or tranq rifle. Same with "ghetto booty".

Holy hell. U.D. has been up this long and nobody submitted a definition for "average"?

Holy hell. U.D. has been up this long and nobody submitted a definition for "average"?

Levi: WTF? There's no pics on this chick's profile.

Nate: What's her weight entry say?

Levi: Average. Profile says she's "curvy".

Nate: Means she's average in American terms, not French. Her curves are rolls.

Feminist from the woodwork: It's what's inside that counts!

Fat Goth Girl: Fat girls need love too!

Nate: *shotgun fires four times, once each and then once each to make sure* Not from me; and a tranny once told me the same thing about the inside.

Levi: You only get what you give. Get back in your badgerhole, ya bitch.

Nate: What's her weight entry say?

Levi: Average. Profile says she's "curvy".

Nate: Means she's average in American terms, not French. Her curves are rolls.

Feminist from the woodwork: It's what's inside that counts!

Fat Goth Girl: Fat girls need love too!

Nate: *shotgun fires four times, once each and then once each to make sure* Not from me; and a tranny once told me the same thing about the inside.

Levi: You only get what you give. Get back in your badgerhole, ya bitch.

by Derek Peavey
May 29, 2006

14 more definitions

Top Definition

An average person is someone who Loves Harry Potter, hates Twilight, perfers google to yahoo, and enjoys playing with their socks during church!

most of america, Average

by thewoman
February 27, 2010

2

Though often thought to mean mundane and boring, Average really means what occurs the most.

"My Life Is Average" is a site were "Average" means "crazy awesome" to the mundane boring person.

If you make your life crazy awesome by doing random things, not only will you be happier, but you will redefine average in your life.

"My Life Is Average" is a site were "Average" means "crazy awesome" to the mundane boring person.

If you make your life crazy awesome by doing random things, not only will you be happier, but you will redefine average in your life.

"Today, I was walking home from school when suddenly, two guys ran by me. They stopped at the crosswalk ahead, pulled out lightsabers, and dueled until the walk sign went green. MLIA."

In an attempt to be un-average, Sara wore a snuggie to school. Soon this became a trend, and every average person wore a snuggie.

In an attempt to be un-average, Sara wore a snuggie to school. Soon this became a trend, and every average person wore a snuggie.

by Intrigue
October 28, 2009

3

Good Enough to bang after a few beers

So what do you think of her?

well, She's average.

So Would you do her?

Well, if I was drunk and I never had to talk to her again.

well, She's average.

So Would you do her?

Well, if I was drunk and I never had to talk to her again.

by JP$
September 30, 2003

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Someone who:

- Reads MLIA.

- Loves Harry Potter.

- Hates Twilight.

- Is completely random, weird, awesome, etc.

- Makes pillow forts.

- Loves ninjas.

- Prefers google over yahoo.

- Read DBPB.

- Possibly owns a Pillow Pet or something else random.

- Is a probably a dork, band geek, nerd, etc. (:

And many others things you may think of. :D

- Reads MLIA.

- Loves Harry Potter.

- Hates Twilight.

- Is completely random, weird, awesome, etc.

- Makes pillow forts.

- Loves ninjas.

- Prefers google over yahoo.

- Read DBPB.

- Possibly owns a Pillow Pet or something else random.

- Is a probably a dork, band geek, nerd, etc. (:

And many others things you may think of. :D

Today I was reading MLIA and thinking about how my parents never do anything average. Just then dad ran in excitedly to show me little hats he bought to put on Easter eggs after you dye them. MLIA.

by LawraTheDinosaur
July 03, 2011

5

Previously thought to be boring and normal, average describes a person who loves dinosaurs, ninjas, Harry potter, hates Twilight and knows that Google will always triumph over Yahoo!

My life is so average, it's awesome!

by Zazades
July 18, 2011

6

Something that is good, but not quite up to par.

Sally: Did you shack up last night?

Joanna: Yes, at Charlie's.

Sally: Well...how was it??!!

Joanna: Eh, average.

Joanna: Yes, at Charlie's.

Sally: Well...how was it??!!

Joanna: Eh, average.

by Annie May
June 19, 2005

7

Formally, "average" refers to one of two measures of a data set:

The data set's mean: sum all the items in the data set and divide by the number of items summed. If three children have heights of 2 feet, 3 feet, and 5 feet, then their mean height is 3 and 1/3 feet.

Imagine an extra-long yardstick. Now let's say we hang bowling balls of equal weight from the yardstick at the 2-foot mark, the 3-foot mark, and the 5-foot mark. Assuming the bowling balls don't all slide off, the yardstick should balance if it's held near the 3 and 1/3 foot mark. This is a general observation about the mean that might be helpful if you're wondering what to think of it.

The data set's median, or its middle item. If three children have heights of 2 feet, 3 feet, and 5 feet, then their median height is 3 feet. Statisticians disagree on how the median is defined with respect to a data set with an even number of elements.

It's really quite unfortunate the way "average" has come to mean two things. I strongly recommend the use of "mean" or "median" if you know what the fuck you're talking about.

Informally, the word "average" is even more misused. I can accept sentences like "The average adult watches 4.5 hours of television a day," even though they're technically incorrect--a little rhetorical flourish is fine. But the commonly accepted meaning of "average" is certainly **not** "just under par", as some Urban Dictionary users seem to use it.

The data set's mean: sum all the items in the data set and divide by the number of items summed. If three children have heights of 2 feet, 3 feet, and 5 feet, then their mean height is 3 and 1/3 feet.

Imagine an extra-long yardstick. Now let's say we hang bowling balls of equal weight from the yardstick at the 2-foot mark, the 3-foot mark, and the 5-foot mark. Assuming the bowling balls don't all slide off, the yardstick should balance if it's held near the 3 and 1/3 foot mark. This is a general observation about the mean that might be helpful if you're wondering what to think of it.

The data set's median, or its middle item. If three children have heights of 2 feet, 3 feet, and 5 feet, then their median height is 3 feet. Statisticians disagree on how the median is defined with respect to a data set with an even number of elements.

It's really quite unfortunate the way "average" has come to mean two things. I strongly recommend the use of "mean" or "median" if you know what the fuck you're talking about.

Informally, the word "average" is even more misused. I can accept sentences like "The average adult watches 4.5 hours of television a day," even though they're technically incorrect--a little rhetorical flourish is fine. But the commonly accepted meaning of "average" is certainly **not** "just under par", as some Urban Dictionary users seem to use it.

The average american household has 2.4 cars and 2.5 children.

by "better geeky than stupid"
May 03, 2009