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7.
Act of a sexual nature in which you cut a hole in a woman's body cavity and have sex with it! see:Nightmare on Elm Street
I totally autopsied her and gave her a Nightmare on Elm Street!
by Max February 24, 2005
 
1.
Examination of a cadaver to determine or confirm the cause of death.
1. To perform an autopsy.
2. The autopsy revealed that the individual had drowned.
by blammord March 23, 2006
 
2.
A medical procedure performed by a medical doctor known as a pathlogist/medical examiner. They may not always be a "coroner" and in most cases, a coroner is just an elected official. The procedure starts with a "Y" incision made on the chest of the deceased. The rib cage is then cracked, and removed and then the vital organs are removed, dissected, and studied. Also, the head is opened, the brain removed, and also dissected. When the autopsy is finished, the organs are usually placed in a bag, and put pack in the body. Sometimes, the organs are not returned. The main purpose of performing an autopsy is to determine the cause of death "COD", or to rule out malpractice, homicide, suicide, or negligence.
Being an embalmer might suck sometimes when you receive a body that is a post-autopsy case. You have to clean up the mess, and man does it stink. Literally.
by DanniCupcake October 12, 2007
 
3.
A Death Metal band. They are GODS!
Guy 1. Hey fall out boy is cool
Guy 2. NO way Autopsy would kill them
by hah ppooe February 05, 2008
 
4.
A combination for the words Automatic and pussy. Used to define a girl who will give it up easily or when a man knows he will be getting some that day.
"Dude it's my birthday today so I better be gettin some autopsy from her"
"Yeah that girl is total autopsy. All you need is a few drinks"
"Let's go pick up some autopsy at the strip club"
by C9 the 1st May 10, 2008
 
5.
Examination of a cadaver to determine or confirm the cause of death.
1. To perform an autopsy.
2. The autopsy revealed that the individual had drowned.
by blammord April 01, 2006
 
6.
An operation performed by a coroner after death to determine the cause of death. Often associated with criminal activity, though autopsies also take place for deaths of natural causes. Given exposure by shows such as CSI.
The coroner's office did an autopsy on the body and found out he overdosed on cocaine!
by IBstudent April 16, 2006