Dude #2 - Totally! Who doesn't love that little drunk squirrel?
Dude - Oh, I meant conkers. You know? Conkers? The game played with two players, each with a conker threaded onto a piece of string: they take turns to strike each other's conker until one breaks.
Dude #2 - Did you just quote a Wikipedia article?
Dude - Yeah...
Dude #2 - What has search overload done to us!?!