A hardcore fan of Eric Cartman
from South Park
. Authoritahhrians (or authoritahrians) will quote him nonstop from the top of their heads, mention him frequently, watch South Park nonstop, and display other fantard
<A police officer has pulled some guy over for drunk driving>
Police officer: AY! I AM A COP, AND YOU WILL RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAHH! NOW GET'YO ASS IN JAIL!
<Two guys are watching>
Guy 1: (to other guy) Damn dude, that cop is an authoritahhrian.