A language, separate and distinct from German, believed by President Obama (and only President Obama) to be spoken in Austria.
"There's a lot of- I don't know what the term is in Austrian-wheeling and dealing." President Obama, at an unteleprompted press conference. Strasbourg, France 4/4/09
Look how drunk these little Austrians are.
1. Nag all the time just for the sake of it.
2. Spend more time on swearing that any other culture in the world.
3. They don't give a shit. AT. ALL.
Austrian: WAAAAAAAH! Heast oida, wos isn des füa a gefickte schesse. Wenn der deckschas laptop net sofort wieder arennt, donn brunz i auf de tastatur, i schwör.
Tourist: What did he say?
Guide: AAAAAAAAH! WTF??? What is this fucking bullshit. if that fucking laptop doesn't work right now i'm going to crap on the keyboard. i swear!
Someone who likes shagging Goats in their high mountains. Also is crap at snowboardering and computer games
Who's that person shagging a goat.... oh he must be austrian