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A language, separate and distinct from German, believed by President Obama (and only President Obama) to be spoken in Austria.
"There's a lot of- I don't know what the term is in Austrian-wheeling and dealing." President Obama, at an unteleprompted press conference. Strasbourg, France 4/4/09
by PBSPinchback September 27, 2010
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The species that lives in Austria. See Jägermeister.
Look how drunk these little Austrians are.
by jorg August 27, 2003
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Those from Austria.
Those who are Austrians.
by Max0n October 08, 2007
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1. Nag all the time just for the sake of it.

2. Spend more time on swearing that any other culture in the world.

3. They don't give a shit. AT. ALL.
Austrian: WAAAAAAAH! Heast oida, wos isn des füa a gefickte schesse. Wenn der deckschas laptop net sofort wieder arennt, donn brunz i auf de tastatur, i schwör.

Tourist: What did he say?

Guide: AAAAAAAAH! WTF??? What is this fucking bullshit. if that fucking laptop doesn't work right now i'm going to crap on the keyboard. i swear!

Tourist: ...

Guide: whatever.
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Someone who likes shagging Goats in their high mountains. Also is crap at snowboardering and computer games
Who's that person shagging a goat.... oh he must be austrian
by Zey October 22, 2003
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