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While an Austrian female with an extreme amount of pubic hair is taking a sauna, a male (or hairy female) flosses his/her teeth using the long pubic hairs while the sweat from her anal and bearded clam region drips into a bucket or pan which is used as the liquid source to heat the sauna. Once the sweat is poured on the rocks the male/ female with freshly flossed teeth then waves a towel in a wrist flicking motion spreading the aroma of the sweat around the sauna.
Magdalena: Let's turn up the heat baby
Roman: Ok spread em, let's have an Austrian Sauna Bear
Magdalena: Don't pull too much
Roman: Sorry, your bear is still stuck in my teeth from last week
by Oilexchange February 12, 2013

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