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The Austrian Cheese Bath is a sneaky, lewd act pulled by room mates and general douche-bags.
One will remove the cap from another's body wash container, and ejaculate inside of it, where it shall lay unnoticed until the unsuspecting victim showers next. If placed inside a shampoo bottle, (head and shoulders works best) it is known as Austrian Hair Gel A particularly hairy man may experience yogurt flakes when engaging in an Austrian Cheese Bath. "Hey kevin, did you have a good Austrian Cheese Bath?"
"What?" "I came in your body wash, you bathed in my spunk!" "Youre a fuckin douche!" "I know! Lets go make ravioli..." |
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