What is Australian Idol??? When thousands of people gather for the opportunity to have themselves exploited for the benefit of a television broadcasting companies tax write off, all leading to a pivotal sense of celebrity status for a month or two, only to be rejected, forgotten and berated for the rest of their lives.
Australian Idol 07 is led (blindly) by 4 judges. A pom that loves the sound of his voice and has no current relation to the real music industry at all; an over the hill R&B singer that was somehow unable to travel the path of musical fame in the USA (near impossbile), and now tours RSL's in Australia, a middle aged ex-hippy that creates music for his undying handful of tone deaf fans, and last but not least, a disc jockey that is seemingly under the impression that he is now a connoisseur of music, where in relaity he is just a simple button monkey with the intelligence of an abandoned unflushed public toilet turd.
Notable: Kyle Sandilands (the disc jockey for a mainstream radio station that targets people with incredibly low I.Q's) is the highlight of the show. Having done a few seasons, it is humorous (however minute the form of comedy is) to find that he is actually under the impression that people other than teenagers actually give a shit about anything that he says, oblivious to the fact that he is really... a braindead, uneducated, pompous, fat and incredulous man, where if you were to collect all of his brain cells, and you got a dollar for each one, you would not even have enough money to purchase a paddle pop.
**To have your brain removed from your skull, put in a blender, then have ice and alcoholic beverages mixed in, blended, and then placed back into where your skull once was... only to discover still that the show is shit.
**If scientists ran a survey, they would discover that your I.Q actually begins to decrease after watching one episode.
**Very popular with the elderly community, especially the ones that have no family or friends, waiting for death, and find themselves to be less lonely listening to the sound of the television.
**To one day be a very average disc jockey (Kyle Sandilands), and then reach the pivotal point of your fame as a judge on Australian Idol, only to realise that real celebrities would not lower themselves to such a degrading status.
A terrible tv show which gives any1 a chance to publicly humiliate themselves in front of the hole country. The fact that most of the country watches it makes me want to break puppies necks and punch young children in the face.
"Hey did you watch Australian idol last nite" says joe
"Wtf is Australian Idol?" says jim
"You no the show with the fat chick and the guy with the afro" says joe
"oh yeah, it made me so mad that i killed puppies and puched babies and young children in the faces" says jim
"yep thats Australian idol" says joe
A television show supported by every media imaginable, exploiting a person completely lacking in talent, intellect, musical knowledge and money. Used to brainwash the viewer into buying music, regardless of them liking it or not. Widely popular amongst teenagers and people with similar IQ.
Girl: Australian Idol is on!
Guy: Hand me that skewer so I can poke it through my head.
The reality televsion show that further supports the views of Australians having no musical talent whatsoever.
Australian Idol is fucken shit.
Guy is a faggot.
Casey is fat.
Shannon is a drop kick.
Stupid televison show hosted by two morons, one who looks like he's on speed constantly, featuring 100 or so idiots who think they will make a difference in the music industry and judged by a bloke who looks like a rock-spider, a black American who couldn't make it in her own country, and a short fat geezer with a cockatoo hair-cut who think's he knows alot about hip-hop music. Pathetic. If Bob Dylan had been born in 1980 and auditioned, would be rejected because he doesn't look 'funky' enough. For people who know nothing about music. Destroy.
Australian Idol audition-
Bob Dylan- "Well, Marcia I'm gonna sing a song of mine called Don't Think Twice It's Alright..."
*plays classic song*
Marcia, Mark and Kyle- "Sorry mate. Your not funky enough. That will never sell. NEXT!"
A really bad TV show that goes to air each year on Channel 10. Nonetheless, it is fun to watch people make arses of themselves on national TV. However, once all the talentless dropkicks have been culled in the initial auditions, Idol's fun factor drops to zero.
Australian Idol should be axed and be replaced with a quality locally produced TV show.
a contradiction in terms. Classic example of an oxymoron.
Australian Idol. Act Naturally. Original Copies. Military Intelligence.