*boy speaks to self denying Australian hermit
boy-do you like mcdonalds?
hermit- Me love mcdonalds , especially the dumpsters out back , they are very tasty
boy- what? that sounds like hermit talk
hermit- Actually me no eat out of dumpsters , too hermit for me , like me said me real man.
boy- thats more like it
*girl speaks to city Australian hermit
girl- What are you doing?
Hermit- Me standing infront of building and me dressed up as elvis so me can dance for coins
girl- Why would you need coins
Hermit- So me can buy food at best shop , corner store. Me buy gummy lollie because me have no teeth.
Girl- Whats in that bag
Hermit- Me stuff , me keep me stuff in this bag so me enemy hermit wont steal me stuff while me sleep.
Girl- I see
Hermit- You should see unless you blind. ( cracks up laughing)
Girl runs off scared for her safety.
*Boy talks to a bogan Australian hermit
Hemit- You race me in a shopping trolley race. me shopping trolley fastest trolley in area. me win everytime
Hermit- Me get shopping trolley from me dad. Me drive shopping trolley to work
Boy- ok... where do you work?
hermit- Maccas with me boyzz.
Boy- Maccas? you mean mcdonalds
Hermit- That the one! me get good money at me job