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The Best country on the planet.
For over 40,000 years land lived on by Aboriginals - last 200 fucked over by Europeans.
Great country....but boys/men are shorter here compared to boys/men in America.
"bloody oath you got to love Australia"
"are you a true blue kangaroo" - "a what?" "an Australian silly"
by art world February 20, 2009
 
58.
the country where you can retire after hitting the lottery, buying a boat, plane, a pimp jazzy, and letting carolyn do all your planning, and you can kick back and party every single day while you live forever
I am going to go to Turkey Hill, buy lottery tickets and a slushie, and after winning the lottery buy a plane and a boat, pimp out a jazzy, let carolyn do all my planning, move to australia, and party until forever because I will never die.
by gertrude eugene mildred September 03, 2008
 
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Australia is home to some of the most deadly animals in the world snakes, large salt water crocodiles, deadly spiders, box jellyfish, great white sharks, stingrays, bogans, hoons, wild weather
Australia: True meaning of death
by IGrayfoxI March 22, 2013
 
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A nation in the southern hemisphere. Australia is full of racists and homophobes. Australians are less intelligent than any other people on Earth. The national hairstyle of Australia is the 'Mullet' for men and the 'Suzi Quatro' for women. Australians pride themselves on getting drunk and being ignorant to world issues. Australia tries hard to be the USA. It's embarrassing.
OMG! Look, a redneck with a mullet. Maybe they come from Australia.

That girls has teeth missing, scabby skin and 3 kids and she's not even 20 years old yet. She must be an Australian.

I have no self-esteem anymore. I might as well move to Australia.
by oztrayleah September 11, 2012
 
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Oz! The end of the yellow brick road! Down Under, where the temperatures (at least in my area) get up to 50C (122F).

Some stereotypes that need to be cleared up:
No, there are no kangaroos in the cities. Not even Perth.

We do not talk like Crocodile Dundee.
We don't wear khaki. At least, not the sane people.

We don't drink beer all day, unless we're drunks. Which we're not. At least not the majority of us.

We don't ride kangaroos. That is physically impossible. Think about it.

Koalas are not bears. Full stop.

Good things about Aus:
In Perth at least (no I don't live here, but I do some of the time), people are so friendly you can literally walk up to a random's door and they don't run inside and call the police.

We have some pretty cool history.
The weather is warm, even in winter (in WA anyway)
It snows, but not in all areas, and not all the time. So if you want to go skiing or whatever, go to Canberra or something.

The beaches are dazzling, deadly and just damn awesome.

We are the best country in the world. Sorry guys. Just be jealous and deal with it.
We have forests, deserts, beaches, mountains, snow, and just everything.

Fremantle Prison rocks.

Bad things:
Julia Gillard.

Asians are slowly taking over.
Random from random country: Wow, what's that dazzling glow on the horizon, with a yellow brick road leading to it, and fat healthy kangaroos bouncing around nearby?
Us: That's Australia.
by Proud Aussie May 25, 2012
 
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best country in the world, mate.
John: Want to go to Canada?
Jim: Fuck no, let's go to Australia. It's much better, especially the girls.
by Cliff R March 10, 2011
 
63.
Once a great country which is now totaly infested with bogans of all kinds, this sad occuracnce was brought on by the local sport known as AFL (AKA an excuse to cheer, get drunk, beat the shit out of people and assult women). due to the popularty of the sport and conformist human nature many people purposely became dummer to try and fit in with all the other morons who belive they are cool. although at first glance australia seems like a pretty cool place (and it is if youre on holiday) in reality it is a giant scum pit overwhelmed by racisim, voilence and just pure hatered. In america people get shot, in australia we were smart enough to ban guns the first time someone went on a rampage so instead people now get stabbed or Knifed. Not all people are bad in australia, just most of them, if you want examples of the good people you really have to look hard these days. if you want an example of the bad try looking in the MW2 online communtiy or every body who thumbs down this defenition.

want an example of how large the bogan population is, try everybody who defenied australia as a good country.
bogan: hey cunt what are looking at?

me(mumble): the reason I hate Australia so much.

bogan: what faggot, you dont like aussie!? well then hop on a boat a get the fuck outta my country!!

me:..... ...words cannot describe your stupidity.....

bogan: shut the fuck up cunt or ill smash ya fucken face in!

me: 3rd best counrty my ass...

bogan: (proceeds to punches me in the face multiple times leaving me on the ground bleeding from the mouth with a brocken nose and a concussion)
by catfish828 October 25, 2010