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50.
1) A country/continent I want to live in.

2) A really crappy movie
1) I want to live in Australia because it's so laid back over there.

2) Hugh Jackman was in the movie Australia, and it bombed at the box office.
by Liberal Girl May 06, 2009
 
51.
We use cars, not kangaroos. We live in cities, not in the outback. Koalas are not bears, we do have proper jobs, and we do NOT speak that way!
G'day mate! Just rode here on Sheila from central Australia! Look at that beaut koala bear!
by Pegaussie! December 25, 2011
 
52.
the only country that still contains unicorns.
p1"where can I find an unicorn?"
p2 "australia"
by cdfcgvjhnhhbgftrdytfyghbjn May 07, 2011
 
53.
australia is a country that is too far away from everywhere else. good thing too, cause everywhere else is freakin' scary. we don't have those stupid lariegan accents made popular by steve irwin and crocodile dundee. alot like the usa but isolated, varied, friendly, fun loving and not as hated. we do have a crap assed prime minister that looks like a kiddie fiddler but then which country doesn't? we don't live in the country where kangaroos hop pass. so don't you yanks assume that cause we don't say you guys are redneck bible toting screamers, huh? but australia is the lesser of evils.
australia is a country, island and/ or continent.
by griffin2306 September 22, 2006
 
54.
A large bankrupt rock that is neither a country nor a continent, and is full of poisonous snakes lizards, and lesbians, has far too many bar-brawlers.
bad fuckin' place: Australia
by downwithaustralia April 16, 2010
 
55.
The coolest place in the world, filled with the most coolest people in the world. Santa Clause's summer home is located just outside of Cairns, Queensland. And the whole shark attack thing -- myth!
Me: Wow! This Australia place is SOOOO cool! I never want to leave.

Aussie: Yieh, aur kuale's aer haepy. Aind aur sherks aer frindlee, mite.

Me: WwoooowwwW!
Aussie: Eand way've gat gikoes.
Me: ADOPT ME!
by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 10, 2010
 
56.
Australia is a magnificent, beautifully crafted country located in the Southern Hemisphere, above Antarctica and to the left of New Zealand. It is the largest island in the world and the population is approximately 21 million people.

Australians hold many accomplishments and is recognised by the unique accent that people all around the world overact. But seriously, we may sound like we're too lazy to finish our words and sound out the O's and A's over other letters, but do NOT exaggerate by sounding like a drunk Paul Hogan. That ticks us off a bit. And despite the stories or stupid movie stunts filthy rich American film directors make, we are NOT lazy bastard poofs that sit around in their own sweat drinking XXXX watching Australia thrash the West Indies in cricket. But the last part is true. We're fucking good at cricket.
Oh and no Australian goes fishing in jeans. Just putting it out there. And we dont have anything against NZ, except you got nothing on us when it comes to backyard and beach cricket. Your backyards are full of sheep and your beaches are non existent. And if they are they're probably full of sheep too.
by AussieGurl December 18, 2009