One of, if not the greatest country on earth even though a shit load of it is desert. any way great people, nice views and hot women..... Jenifer Hawkins FTW

Anyway i don't care who you are its pretty much impossible not to say Australia is the most awesome country in the world (Yes that is a bold claim)
"Hey have you seen them guys from Australia"

"Yeah they apparantly just kill stuff over there"
by HIV Positive December 23, 2009
As you can tell from many of the other entries on this site, Australia is home of the retarded bogan...

They who think verbal shit is patriotisim, being lazy and stupid is 'Australian' and are proud of the fact that we beat a handful of countries at a handful of sports.


Australia is a land of increasing bigots, ignorant slack-jawed morons with the world-awareness of a blowfly and a population in love with the idea of themselves - deluded by their own propaganda.

Australians are not cheerful, friendly people who like to have a beer after a hard day's work. They're lazy boozers with a superiority complex and a foul mouth.

*All definitions have exceptions. my apologies to the minority who are not as described above.

*Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy does NOT equal Aussie Aussie Aussie.

We stole it from some European sports fans.
Any Australian street from Dusk onwards.
by Patriotisim is un-patriotic May 07, 2009
We use cars, not kangaroos. We live in cities, not in the outback. Koalas are not bears, we do have proper jobs, and we do NOT speak that way!
G'day mate! Just rode here on Sheila from central Australia! Look at that beaut koala bear!
by Pegaussie! December 25, 2011
australia is a country that is too far away from everywhere else. good thing too, cause everywhere else is freakin' scary. we don't have those stupid lariegan accents made popular by steve irwin and crocodile dundee. alot like the usa but isolated, varied, friendly, fun loving and not as hated. we do have a crap assed prime minister that looks like a kiddie fiddler but then which country doesn't? we don't live in the country where kangaroos hop pass. so don't you yanks assume that cause we don't say you guys are redneck bible toting screamers, huh? but australia is the lesser of evils.
australia is a country, island and/ or continent.
by griffin2306 September 22, 2006
Indigenous home of many unique and assorted animals such as the common bogan, stockman, kangaroo, emu, platypus, echidna, dingo, tasmanian devil drop bear, several poisonous snakes and spiders. Living in Australia can be hazardous to ones health but if strict regimes of "Have a cuppa cement and harden the f*ck up" are followed individuals grow greatly attached to Australia.
I'm from Australia mate.
by ILoveRice January 20, 2013
Australia is a magnificent, beautifully crafted country located in the Southern Hemisphere, above Antarctica and to the left of New Zealand. It is the largest island in the world and the population is approximately 21 million people.

Australians hold many accomplishments and is recognised by the unique accent that people all around the world overact. But seriously, we may sound like we're too lazy to finish our words and sound out the O's and A's over other letters, but do NOT exaggerate by sounding like a drunk Paul Hogan. That ticks us off a bit. And despite the stories or stupid movie stunts filthy rich American film directors make, we are NOT lazy bastard poofs that sit around in their own sweat drinking XXXX watching Australia thrash the West Indies in cricket. But the last part is true. We're fucking good at cricket.
Oh and no Australian goes fishing in jeans. Just putting it out there. And we dont have anything against NZ, except you got nothing on us when it comes to backyard and beach cricket. Your backyards are full of sheep and your beaches are non existent. And if they are they're probably full of sheep too.
by AussieGurl December 18, 2009
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