A country that has proper infastructure and cars. Kangaroos and koalas aren't used as means of transport.


Australian accents are hot, unlike pussy American ones.
Australia is cool :)
by EllieCat1 November 10, 2008
Pretty cool place overall. If you can't decide between backpacking in SE Asia or joining a frat, then do the east coast of Oz. Heard the West coast is amazing but didn't make it personally. Watch out for schoolies in Byron.

In person, Aussies are incredibly friendly. For some reason though whenever an aussie posts online they turn into raving america-hating lunatics. We Canucks tend to do it sometimes too, but have earned the right for obvious reasons.

As friendly as Aussies are I tend to prefer Kiwis for friendliness and general backwardness. Aussies remind me of Canadians and Kiwis remind me of Newfies.

Negative: Evil a.k.a. Rupert Murdoch is from there.
Steve from Brissy: "G'day you bloody yank! Footy?"

Danny from Texas: "Football? That there Australia is bigger'n Dallas."

John from Toronto: "Soccer? Whatever, hockey's back eh? Leafs are due man."

Brendan from South Island sticks: "Tough bikies hey? Gotta tinnie?"

Moike from Newfoundland: "If I 'ad a face da likes o yers, me son, I'd walk back'rds. Where you 'longs to?"

Steve: Bloody roo in the billabong!
by Polar Spank September 13, 2005
The best country ever with the best people and, most of all, the best Cricket team. The best game comes from there (Aussie Rules) and nobody (other than the english cricketers that they always flog in the ashes) hates Australia
AMERICAN: Dude, I wish I lived in Australia because they are all epic
KIWI: Nah, they just stole our fush and chups
AUSSIE: Mate, we didn't steal it, we just re-invented it and gave it the correct pronunciation
by BMX Hazza April 01, 2013
australia is probably one of the better countys in the world. it has awesome cool scenery and accepts people as citisans easier than most other counties.

the government pays people to go to school and to be unemployed. and most of the better people who live here are multi cultural and not rasist.

so in my opinion i think australia is a pretty alright place to live :)
aussie aussie aussie oi oi oi. Australia
by Melissa_0049 December 21, 2006
Australia is the best country, island and continent in the world. We're one of a kind.

Located in the Pacific Rim, Australia has been around for ages-50,000 years approx. First inhabited by Aboriginals, then a long time later-1770- the British discovered this land and used it as a penal colony. However there has been some debate that the Dutch discovered it in the 1600s.

Australians are mad about sport, especially cricket and Australian Rules Football, and we don't really give a sh*t about much, for example the Cronulla Race Riots stopped because the Ashes Test Cricket Series was on. This laid back lifestyle is partly due to the cultural diversity and small population.

Out of Australia's 21 million people, over half live on the East Coast. Canberra is the capital, and Sydney is the most populous city, with 4.5 million people in the greater Sydney area.

I, personally, love the Central Coast of New South Wales, because it has great beaches, a great lifestyle, and rainforests about 20 minutes up the road.

Australia kicks arse.
Sure, you go to Europe and America and you think 'wow, this is cool', then you come home to Australia, have a beer, and fire up a Barbecue and think 'but I wouldn't trade this for THE WORLD'
by StookieNinetyFour January 10, 2009
A big-ass piece of land mass

an island/continent
Moke:"ho brah we live in da big island"

Aussie: "well, we live in Australia-the Bigger Island"


Aussie: "Go worship you're rocks"
by Asian in Hewro February 21, 2010
Australia is a beautiful and greatest country in the world situated in Oceania between Pacific and Indian Ocean.

Population: 20.000.000

Government type is constitutional monarchy.

Bigger cities are:
Sydney (4.000.000)
Melbourne (3.000.000)
Brisbane (1.600.000)
Perth (1.433.217)
Adelaide (1.119.900)

Capital is Canberra (311.000)

GDP per capita: US$30,700

Climate is temperate in south, south-east, east and south-west. In the north-east and north part of australia is tropical. Semiarid and arid in inland.
National anthem:

Australians all let us rejoice,
For we are young and free;
We've golden soil and wealth for toil,
Our home is girt by sea;
Our land abounds in Nature's gifts
Of beauty rich and rare;
In history's page, let every stage
Advance Australia fair!
In joyful strains then let us sing,
"Advance Australia fair!"

When gallant Cook from Albion sail'd,
To trace wide oceans o'er,
True British courage bore him on,
Till he landed on our shore.
Then here he raised Old England's flag,
The standard of the brave;
With all her faults we love her still,
"Brittannia rules the wave!"
In joyful strains then let us sing
"Advance Australia fair!"

Beneath our radiant southern Cross,
We'll toil with hearts and hands;
To make this Commonwealth of ours
Renowned of all the lands;
For those who've come across the seas
We've boundless plains to share;
With courage let us all combine
To advance Australia fair.
In joyful strains then let us sing
"Advance Australia fair!"

While other nations of the globe
Behold us from afar,
We'll rise to high renown and shine
Like our glorious southern star;
From England, Scotia, Erin's Isle,
Who come our lot to share,
Let all combine with heart and hand
To advance Australia fair!
In joyful strains then let us sing
"Advance Australia fair!"

Shou'd foreign foe e'er sight our coast,
Or dare a foot to land,
We'll rouse to arms like sires of yore
To guard our native strand;
Brittannia then shall surely know,
Beyond wide ocean's roll,
Her sons in fair Australia's land
Still keep a British soul.
In joyful strains the let us sing
"Advance Australia fair!"
by proletariat May 20, 2005

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