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71.
THE Best Country in the World.

'Nuff said.
WHOO AUSTRALIA
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

OI OI OI!
by Pround australian ;D January 01, 2010
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72.
the best f***ing country in the world. great surf, great climate, great people.
we aussies have funny accents and we speak too fast for americans.
"yeah! i'm an AUSSIE!! carn the crows!"
by HoTTiE May 15, 2005
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73.
The best goddam country in the world.

Beaches, outback, snow, beer, beaches, beer, outback, cities, beer, beaches....
Cool people.

Cool accents.

Cool kangaroos.
Cool beer.

Very, very cool beer.

Miranda Kerr.... ;)
AFL!!!!
Beer.
Drop bears.
Bunyips.
Beer.
Dreamtime serpents.....
Beer.
It's pretty hot here. 55C max.

And the beaches are kickass.

And (this is for the Poms) even though we ARE convicts, we still ended up a better country than you, so stick that one up your arse. :)
We also have great beer. Carlton Dry.

All the way.
There are also hot people over here. Like me. And Hugh Jackman. He's pretty hot. Also Miranda Kerr. And Nicole Kidman. And Keith Urban.

So if you think you're insulting us when you post all that nasty shit about us, we're just sitting here happy that we're in the best country in the world. So yeah. :)
And if people 'hate' Australia so much, why are so many bloody boats comin over? Hmm?
Aussie: Why am I so bloody hot?

Other random person: *admiringly* because you're Australian.
by Proud_Aussie December 06, 2012
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74.
Country which used to be used as a giant prison. Only good for getting sun burnt or listening to annoying accents and terrible jokes.
There's a large number of people who come from different countries, but say they're from this one, among others.
Job: Yo bro, y'hear about australia being a prison?!

Owain (Welsh): HOW DAREZ YOO SAY TAHTZ ABOOT ME HOME LANDZ!!!
by Pseudo-God June 05, 2011
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75.
When you get snagged fishing you've caught some "Australia"
Rino: Geez boys, looks like im snagged !

Pino: Nah mate, you've caught a bit of Australiaaaa
by greeeknicko May 17, 2011
3 7
 
76.
a country next to indonesia and new zealand the boring place on earth everything here is thirty times what its worth apartments are half million dollars minimum whilst minimum wage is around 570 dollars per week. the women here are pissed off constantly due to not finding a millionare boyfriend .

majority of males here are

Chasing there tales trying to get these women and appartments realising its impossible so they goto thailand and fuck hookers .
foreigner says to the australia " this country is great i can study and build a life and achieve my goals"
australian says "fuck that this place sucks ass im gonna go get some whores in pattaya".
by jackdon September 13, 2011
8 14
 
77.
Best country/continent in the fuckin' world.
Hot chicks, excessive beer, and more fucked up (yet edible) animals than you'll find anywhere.
Bazza: G'day mate, what'd you get up to last arvy?
Wally: Aww not much mate, shagged the hot sheila from the pub after grabbing a few beers and had a barbie for brekkie. Gotta love Australia.
Bazza: Too right mate.
by DerkaDerrr August 11, 2010
9 15