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71.
the best f***ing country in the world. great surf, great climate, great people.
we aussies have funny accents and we speak too fast for americans.
"yeah! i'm an AUSSIE!! carn the crows!"
by HoTTiE May 15, 2005
 
72.
Australia, once a huge prison, is not as good as everyone makes it out to seem, hardly any natives and a shit tonne of South Africans. They take the piss out of NZ which is very unfair. Their accent sounds like Mosquitos fucking. I have been on holiday to Australia numerous times and the landscapes are either all sand or ugly skyscrapers. my cousins friend nearly got abducted at the local park. Very unsocialable people. Unkind souls.
Day in Australia:
Tourist: hey can you please show me the way to Melbourne?
Aussie: do oy look lyk a fickin map mayte
by Cate106 April 10, 2014
 
73.
The place where everybody's bloody proud and patriotic.

Especially those who live out in the sticks.

"WE LOVE AUSTRALIA! PROUD TO BE AUSSIE!!"

Sigh.

If you go, go to the cities. Adelaide is good. Good traffic, not too busy or crowded, good shopping, generally people are nice. In my opinion.

I apologise on behalf of all the Australian definitions made by Aussies, as they are all proud and think Australia's superior.
"Australian, born and bred! Fuck the rest."
"Racist dick, shut your mouth."
by Ostrayleah June 08, 2012
 
74.
The best goddam country in the world.

Beaches, outback, snow, beer, beaches, beer, outback, cities, beer, beaches....
Cool people.

Cool accents.

Cool kangaroos.
Cool beer.

Very, very cool beer.

Miranda Kerr.... ;)
AFL!!!!
Beer.
Drop bears.
Bunyips.
Beer.
Dreamtime serpents.....
Beer.
It's pretty hot here. 55C max.

And the beaches are kickass.

And (this is for the Poms) even though we ARE convicts, we still ended up a better country than you, so stick that one up your arse. :)
We also have great beer. Carlton Dry.

All the way.
There are also hot people over here. Like me. And Hugh Jackman. He's pretty hot. Also Miranda Kerr. And Nicole Kidman. And Keith Urban.

So if you think you're insulting us when you post all that nasty shit about us, we're just sitting here happy that we're in the best country in the world. So yeah. :)
And if people 'hate' Australia so much, why are so many bloody boats comin over? Hmm?
Aussie: Why am I so bloody hot?

Other random person: *admiringly* because you're Australian.
by Proud_Aussie December 06, 2012
 
75.
When you get snagged fishing you've caught some "Australia"
Rino: Geez boys, looks like im snagged !

Pino: Nah mate, you've caught a bit of Australiaaaa
by greeeknicko May 17, 2011
 
76.
Country which used to be used as a giant prison. Only good for getting sun burnt or listening to annoying accents and terrible jokes.
There's a large number of people who come from different countries, but say they're from this one, among others.
Job: Yo bro, y'hear about australia being a prison?!

Owain (Welsh): HOW DAREZ YOO SAY TAHTZ ABOOT ME HOME LANDZ!!!
by Pseudo-God June 05, 2011
 
77.
Best country/continent in the fuckin' world.
Hot chicks, excessive beer, and more fucked up (yet edible) animals than you'll find anywhere.
Bazza: G'day mate, what'd you get up to last arvy?
Wally: Aww not much mate, shagged the hot sheila from the pub after grabbing a few beers and had a barbie for brekkie. Gotta love Australia.
Bazza: Too right mate.
by DerkaDerrr August 11, 2010