Beaches, outback, snow, beer, beaches, beer, outback, cities, beer, beaches....
Very, very cool beer.
Miranda Kerr.... ;)
It's pretty hot here. 55C max.
And the beaches are kickass.
And (this is for the Poms) even though we ARE convicts, we still ended up a better country than you, so stick that one up your arse. :)
We also have great beer. Carlton Dry.
All the way.
There are also hot people over here. Like me. And Hugh Jackman. He's pretty hot. Also Miranda Kerr. And Nicole Kidman. And Keith Urban.
So if you think you're insulting us when you post all that nasty shit about us, we're just sitting here happy that we're in the best country in the world. So yeah. :)
And if people 'hate' Australia so much, why are so many bloody boats comin over? Hmm?
Other random person: *admiringly* because you're Australian.
There's a large number of people who come from different countries, but say they're from this one, among others.
Owain (Welsh): HOW DAREZ YOO SAY TAHTZ ABOOT ME HOME LANDZ!!!
majority of males here are
Chasing there tales trying to get these women and appartments realising its impossible so they goto thailand and fuck hookers .
australian says "fuck that this place sucks ass im gonna go get some whores in pattaya".
Hot chicks, excessive beer, and more fucked up (yet edible) animals than you'll find anywhere.
Wally: Aww not much mate, shagged the hot sheila from the pub after grabbing a few beers and had a barbie for brekkie. Gotta love Australia.
Bazza: Too right mate.