Simply the best country in the world. Yeah, some of us do live in the country with kangaroos hopping by. Like me. I do. But the majority of us live in beautiful cities by our beautiful beaches that I know you are all jealous of because our beaches rock.

We have a friendly rivalry with New Zealand. Kiwis, we really do love you. You had our backs in WW, (ANZACs all the way!) and we will always have your backs, so if you think we hate you, you're wrong. We secretly love you. But we still flog ass in rugby :P

But you have better accents than us.

Anyway.

Australians are very laid back, friendly, open people that will basically welcome you into their homes if you just go knocking on their doors. But don't do that, they might freak out. Strangers will smile at you and say hello on the streets, especially in Perth. Strangers will wave to you as they drive past in the country. So if you're not accustomed to amazing hot people that wave and smile at you, then don't come to Australia.
Person 1: Who is that hot awesome sexy talented tanned friendly waving person over there?

Person 2: That's an Australian.

Person 1: And who is that hot awesome sexy talented tanned friendly person with the sick accent over there? They're great. But they suck at rugby.

Person 2: That's a Kiwi.
by A Very Happy Fish :) November 02, 2012
The Best country on the planet.
For over 40,000 years land lived on by Aboriginals - last 200 fucked over by Europeans.
Great country....but boys/men are shorter here compared to boys/men in America.
"bloody oath you got to love Australia"
"are you a true blue kangaroo" - "a what?" "an Australian silly"
by art world February 20, 2009
the country where you can retire after hitting the lottery, buying a boat, plane, a pimp jazzy, and letting carolyn do all your planning, and you can kick back and party every single day while you live forever
I am going to go to Turkey Hill, buy lottery tickets and a slushie, and after winning the lottery buy a plane and a boat, pimp out a jazzy, let carolyn do all my planning, move to australia, and party until forever because I will never die.
by gertrude eugene mildred September 03, 2008
A bunch of kiwi haters who think they're superior. Generally speak with a blocked nose and are shit at rugby. Violently swear and are obsessed with stealing the pavlova.
Kiwi- Cheers, mate. Any idea where in Australia I should visit?
Aussie- Mothereffing Kiwis, don't touch our mothereffing land.
by blasphemy2000 July 18, 2016
Oz! The end of the yellow brick road! Down Under, where the temperatures (at least in my area) get up to 50C (122F).

Some stereotypes that need to be cleared up:
No, there are no kangaroos in the cities. Not even Perth.

We do not talk like Crocodile Dundee.
We don't wear khaki. At least, not the sane people.

We don't drink beer all day, unless we're drunks. Which we're not. At least not the majority of us.

We don't ride kangaroos. That is physically impossible. Think about it.

Koalas are not bears. Full stop.

Good things about Aus:
In Perth at least (no I don't live here, but I do some of the time), people are so friendly you can literally walk up to a random's door and they don't run inside and call the police.

We have some pretty cool history.
The weather is warm, even in winter (in WA anyway)
It snows, but not in all areas, and not all the time. So if you want to go skiing or whatever, go to Canberra or something.

The beaches are dazzling, deadly and just damn awesome.

We are the best country in the world. Sorry guys. Just be jealous and deal with it.
We have forests, deserts, beaches, mountains, snow, and just everything.

Fremantle Prison rocks.

Bad things:
Julia Gillard.

Asians are slowly taking over.
Random from random country: Wow, what's that dazzling glow on the horizon, with a yellow brick road leading to it, and fat healthy kangaroos bouncing around nearby?
Us: That's Australia.
by Proud Aussie May 25, 2012
best country in the world, mate.
John: Want to go to Canada?
Jim: Fuck no, let's go to Australia. It's much better, especially the girls.
by Cliff R March 10, 2011
Once a great country which is now totaly infested with bogans of all kinds, this sad occuracnce was brought on by the local sport known as AFL (AKA an excuse to cheer, get drunk, beat the shit out of people and assult women). due to the popularty of the sport and conformist human nature many people purposely became dummer to try and fit in with all the other morons who belive they are cool. although at first glance australia seems like a pretty cool place (and it is if youre on holiday) in reality it is a giant scum pit overwhelmed by racisim, voilence and just pure hatered. In america people get shot, in australia we were smart enough to ban guns the first time someone went on a rampage so instead people now get stabbed or Knifed. Not all people are bad in australia, just most of them, if you want examples of the good people you really have to look hard these days. if you want an example of the bad try looking in the MW2 online communtiy or every body who thumbs down this defenition.

want an example of how large the bogan population is, try everybody who defenied australia as a good country.
bogan: hey cunt what are looking at?

me(mumble): the reason I hate Australia so much.

bogan: what faggot, you dont like aussie!? well then hop on a boat a get the fuck outta my country!!

me:..... ...words cannot describe your stupidity.....

bogan: shut the fuck up cunt or ill smash ya fucken face in!

me: 3rd best counrty my ass...

bogan: (proceeds to punches me in the face multiple times leaving me on the ground bleeding from the mouth with a brocken nose and a concussion)
by catfish828 October 25, 2010
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