50 years pass, and the convicts breed and learn simple table manners. The other half of the country is made up of abused aboriginals, whose only joy in life is to buy a litre of petrol and sniff it around the corner of the petrol station.
The country is mostly desert, with a couple of hick farms spread around.
The animals have pouches (what the fuck is the point in a pouch anyway?).
Abo #2: No money, let's just siphon it.
Abo #1: Gud idea mens, hu hu hu.
<They siphon petrol and proceed to sniff until they are high>
<Riot police come and beat them to death>
Riot policeman: Haha, our australia you fuckers!
the flag of the australians
Salamanca Place, Hobart, Tasmania
Melbourne best australian city
Sunny Bondi Beach, Sydney Australia
Tweed Heads (NSW)
two rockin aussies
A General Australian Map
Ozzy! = Australia!
The world's biggest island and smallest continent, with the world's highest amount of sporting success per capita. Dryest inhabitated continent and the only country to occupy a whole continent. Sixth largest country in the world and the third least densely populated. The national occupations are drinking and sport, unsurprising given we're all descended from convicts.
* stable and growing economy
* smart educated people
* nice land, especially the beachs here
* not a power ego war starting country
america is not such a great counrty.