A sexually transmitted disease leading to malformed babies and a desire to wear skinny jeans and hand roll your own cigarettes. It is a fatal disease with no known cure.
I contracted Austin Landon from my husband, who cheated on me with a 12 year old heroin junkie.
Dude I had sex with her mouth and I'm gonna have this damn Austin Landon for the rest of my life. Don't fuck her.
I got Austin Landon and now my whole body is covered in blisters and scabs.