Top Definition
A sexually transmitted disease leading to malformed babies and a desire to wear skinny jeans and hand roll your own cigarettes. It is a fatal disease with no known cure.
I contracted Austin Landon from my husband, who cheated on me with a 12 year old heroin junkie.

Dude I had sex with her mouth and I'm gonna have this damn Austin Landon for the rest of my life. Don't fuck her.

I got Austin Landon and now my whole body is covered in blisters and scabs.
by Emerald Diamond July 01, 2010

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