A game where ball control and handling counts for nothing, as long as you kick the ball.
A game that is simple and one-dimensional and doesn't require much thought process to follow or participate in... 'catch, kick... catch, kick....'
pub guy#2-"Haha ha ha haha ha ha....yeah good one mate!"
English football is cool though.
"Who's gonna get the Brownlow?"
"Cuz... so hot right now..."