pub guy#2-"Haha ha ha haha ha ha....yeah good one mate!"
A game where ball control and handling counts for nothing, as long as you kick the ball.
A game that is simple and one-dimensional and doesn't require much thought process to follow or participate in... 'catch, kick... catch, kick....'
English football is cool though.
"Who's gonna get the Brownlow?"
"Cuz... so hot right now..."