WHEN IN A PLACE ARE TOO MANY JEWS LIKE IT WOULD BE IN AUSCHWITZ

While in (J)ew York:

fat yank: Damn where did all that jews come from?

fat yank 2: *snort* maybe we are again in berlin?

fat yank: wherever it is, this place is like fucking auschwitz!

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*jews moving like zombies and nodding while mumbling prayer sounds*

*heterosexual couple sit in a car*

bumbo: garry, im so scared!

garry: i know, just pretend they dont see you and they will go away

bumbo: garry i told you to buy a fucking tomtom, now we are maybe stuck in fucking jerusalem or wherever this shithole of a auschwitz is!

garry: dont worry,i get out and ask, if i gave them money they will propably fuck off

*gives jews money*

bumbo: noooooo, dont ..............

*jews come for more money and into their car*

bumbo/ garry: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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borat: "jews have turned into their original shape!

give them money, theyll propably f o!"

*azamat throws money at jews*

borat: there are more of them, throw more!

fuck, well outta here this fucking auschwitz piece of jew nest!
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HITLER WAS THE PIMP IN AUSCHWITZ, WHO MET ANNE FRANK WHO INFESTED WHOLE CAMP WITH AIDS AND END THE WAR, SHE WORKED AS A PROSTITUTE AND ENJOYED OFTEN SERVICES WHICH WERE UNAVAILABLE TO OTHER JEWS, SHE WAS HITLERS PERSONAL CALL GIRL
by la passion d"anne frank January 27, 2014
WHEN IN A PLACE ARE TOO MANY JEWS LIKE IT WOULD BE IN AUSCHWITZ

While in (J)ew York:

fat yank: Damn where did all that jews come from?

fat yank 2: *snort* maybe we are again in berlin?

fat yank: wherever it is, this place is like fucking auschwitz!

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*jews moving like zombies and nodding while mumbling prayer sounds*

*heterosexual couple sit in a car*

bumbo: garry, im so scared!

garry: i know, just pretend they dont see you and they will go away

bumbo: garry i told you to buy a fucking tomtom, now we are maybe stuck in fucking jerusalem or wherever this shithole of a auschwitz is!

garry: dont worry,i get out and ask, if i gave them money they will propably fuck off

*gives jews money*

bumbo: noooooo, dont ..............

*jews come for more money and into their car*

bumbo/ garry: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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borat: "jews have turned into their original shape!

give them money, theyll propably f o!"

*azamat throws money at jews*

borat: there are more of them, throw more!

fuck, well outta here this fucking auschwitz piece of jew nest!
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HITLER WAS THE PIMP IN AUSCHWITZ, WHO MET ANNE FRANK WHO INFESTED WHOLE CAMP WITH AIDS AND END THE WAR, SHE WORKED AS A PROSTITUTE AND ENJOYED OFTEN SERVICES WHICH WERE UNAVAILABLE TO OTHER JEWS, SHE WAS HITLERS PERSONAL CALL GIRL
by la passion d"anne frank January 27, 2014
Absolute shit, when nothing is going right and the worst is happening.
Dude I was on a 24 kill streak and some shithead knifed me. Bro that's Auschwitz
by ZerGrif March 26, 2013
Any clothes worn - especially runway fashion - on a near-starved emaciated anorexic model.

Especially applicable to models whose ribs or shoulderblades protrude, or whose knees are thicker than their thighs.
"That's a lovely Auschwitz you're wearing".
by Buildup April 30, 2011
After a night of debauchery and tomfoolery, a man and woman go to bed. The man waits until the woman is asleep, rips an ungodly fart, and then pulls the covers over her head. If the woman does not wake up in 10 seconds, she is probably dead or really wasted.
"Yo how was last night with Ashley?"

"I totally gave her the auschwitz and then bolted when she woke up."
by chugers April 14, 2009
Retreat in Poland for Jewish ladies and men, much like a spa retreat. People attend who want to lose a few pounds, get excercise, eat less and like the feel of being vunerable.

2. Germany concentration camp during World War 2
"I cant beleive Stella, looks so thin"

"Yeah she spent the summer at Auschwitz"
by Glenn Griffiths August 24, 2006
when something so horrid comes out of your ass that you'd rather be smelling 1000's of burning jewish women and children.

Other common synonyms would be poo-wind, fart, gas, etc etc etc.

(you violently pass gas)
You: "Auschwitz!"

Them: "Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...thats fucking disgusting"
OH MY GOD!...DUDE...AUSCHWITZ!!!...can u smell that?
by 11111111112222 May 02, 2007

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