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The go-to name Americans use for their aunt, or other distant female relative, when they don't want to use a real name.
Last Christmas my Aunt Mildred got me a sweater and mittens.

Joe's Aunt Mildred has seventeen cats and eats nutra-grain bars for dinner.
by Saint of San Diego2 September 04, 2009