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A mildly attractive, yet extremely flatulent brunette. Every year during the Super Bowl, her and her husband engage in a rusty trombone and a donkey punch beforehand for good measure. Is extremely OCD, and makes sure that all evidence of aforementioned trombones and donkey punches are cleaned up before kickoff.
Dude, the game is on. Don't be an Augustyne.
by Karl Marxist87 February 03, 2013