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Quite possibly the most badass dude in history. He succeeded Julius Cesar and became the emperor of the Roman Empire for 40 years.
"I found Rome a city of bricks and left it a city of marble. That is one of Augustus' most famous quotes."
by Toastly January 15, 2012
 
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A Roman emperor (63 BCE to 14 CE), winner of the civil war that ensued after the death of Julius Caesar. The month of August gets its name from Augustus. He was a patron of the arts, and despite his bloody ways his reign is often seen as commencing golden age in Rome.
Augustus commissioned Virgil to write the Aeneid.
by moonbug November 12, 2006
 
3.
A rather large item that is shaped like a penis. Generally not used to describe fruits but may be used to describe vegetables.
Damn, my celery is Augustus!
by Cunt Shovel August 04, 2009
 
4.
Slang name for a gay man. References from Augustus Gloop in the Willy Wonka film, who met his untimely demise by getting stuck up a chocolate chute.
John is such an Augustus, you can tell by what he wears!
by Melanie M August 09, 2005
 
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A male homosexual. The term was coined after Augustus Gloop, a character in Charlie and the chocolate factory. In the movie, Augustus fell in the chocolate river and went up the chocolate pipe...hence the male homosexual association.
Do you think that guy is Augustus?
by The Shaminator November 22, 2007