The worst, most boring city ever to exist. The heat and humidity are horrible. If you take a deep breath of stagnant, Augusta air, you will smell farts and marijuana stank, along with the occasional note of shit. This is due to the fact that, apparently, every God forsaken piece of land here has to be built on, leaving less trees. The heat seems to make people crazy, which is probably causing the ass-loads of crime we have.
Augusta is also what some dub the "golf capital of the world" because the Masters is held here. If you have been to Augusta because of that, here's something you don't know: Master's week is the ONLY time that Augusta looks like a normal, nice place to be.
While it's the only place I have ever lived, I was raised by people who aren't from here, therefore I am a normal person who lives in a place filled with dumbfarts. As a person unlike the majority, I think that everyone who lives here falls under at least one of the following categories:

1. A whore
2. A snob
3. A person who regularly speeds
4. A person whose brain is so affected by the heat that they don't put a damn bit of thought into what they're doing
5. A person who isn't from around here and/or is raised by someone who isn't from here who is wondering why the hell they're here.

Unless you absolutely have to, don't move to Augusta. Just...don't.
Person 1: "Oh my God man, I just came back from Augusta, GA."

Person 2: "For real, man?"

Person 1: " Yeah, just because some of my relatives live there. I don't know how they can live there, it's so boring."

Person 2: "I feel sorry for you, but I feel especially bad for your relatives. Damn."
by zawakuchi July 24, 2011
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Nasty ass ghetto city in Georgia more commonly known as Disgusta. Has a lot of pollution, crime, and just pure ass nastiness. The place smells like ass and looks like a third world country. Half the population is retarded and the other half just look that way. It would be the perfect location for a post apocalyptic zombie movie.
Take a trip to Augusta, GA and it will make Detroit seem like paradise.
by FarmFresh August 09, 2009
A mid-sized shit hole that's half military and half arrogant assholes. The city borders the town of North Augusta, SC which allows a high influx of fucktards who can't drive. In fact nobody in or around Augusta can drive especially when it rains. If wet stuff falls from the sky, everyone in Augusta driving gets the palsy. It's also close to one of two of the largest gypsy camps (cousin-fucker facilities) in the continental US. During the course of the year outside of the one week the City cleans up (Master's), the murder and crime rate could rival that of a third world country. A major hub of child and illegal alien sex rings, Augusta has little to offer besides STDs, heavy drug use, DUI convictions (drunk or not) and getting shot or your ass beat brutally by thugs or one of Richmond Counties finest deputies.
"Man, I went Augusta, GA to masturbate on the green of The National's 5th hole and got mugged and ass raped by someone who looks like Tracy Morgan with trisomy 21."
by BIG KENT April 12, 2016
The second largest city and metro area in Georgia, next to the Savannah River. Home of Augusta National Golf Course and the Augusta Riverdogs. 30 minutes from Georgia's largest man made lake, Clarks Hill. Augusta is also Home to Georgia's only public health sciences graduate school, Medical College of Georgia.
Augusta, GA
by 0001201202202020 December 04, 2010
A nice size city in east central Georgia, home of the masters international golf tournament, it is a city which receives heavily unneeded criticism, but could use some work.
Guy: Have you gotten tickets to the masters in Augusta, GA yet? Guy:Yep
by ncsboi July 23, 2011
a city in Georgia ( the peach state ) where a big golf tournament is played... if your a golf freak this is your city!!
Augusta, GA is where the biggest golf tournament in the world takes place, but none of the people that live there care
by Meggers1223455 August 05, 2009
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