Augusta is also what some dub the "golf capital of the world" because the Masters is held here. If you have been to Augusta because of that, here's something you don't know: Master's week is the ONLY time that Augusta looks like a normal, nice place to be.
While it's the only place I have ever lived, I was raised by people who aren't from here, therefore I am a normal person who lives in a place filled with dumbfarts. As a person unlike the majority, I think that everyone who lives here falls under at least one of the following categories:
1. A whore
2. A snob
3. A person who regularly speeds
4. A person whose brain is so affected by the heat that they don't put a damn bit of thought into what they're doing
5. A person who isn't from around here and/or is raised by someone who isn't from here who is wondering why the hell they're here.
Unless you absolutely have to, don't move to Augusta. Just...don't.
Person 2: "For real, man?"
Person 1: " Yeah, just because some of my relatives live there. I don't know how they can live there, it's so boring."
Person 2: "I feel sorry for you, but I feel especially bad for your relatives. Damn."